thedevilsden | Introducing... the KCD Kinkmeme!

Introducing... the KCD Kinkmeme!

Oratores, laboratores, bellatores! Henry's not the only one who's hungry around here!

Adder, our favorite horny Pole, is proud to present:

The Kingdom Come: Deliverance Kink Meme
Of course, Adder can't do all the work around here. So it'll be up to you, wonderful anonymous members of the Devil's Den to make sexy, sexy things happen around here!

Feel free to comment anonymously with any KCD pairing and kink or plot idea you'd like to see. From the filthiest to the most vanilla of ideas, anything goes! And if you happen to see any prompts that pique your interest, by all means, fill! that! request!

The only rule is to hide any spoilers using the following script (in a textbox for easy copy-pasting):

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Go forth and request and/or create the smut of your dreams!!

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Hansry hooking up at the Semine wedding, where...

instead of letting Hans hook up with Enneleyn, Henry intervenes and takes Hans for himself

ive been kind of desperate to see hans in heat??? i have no idea what this would look like other than that i want it 😭

Hans overhearing Henry at the wedding telling Doubravka that

a horse kicked him in the nads. we know that he just tells her that to get out of her pursuing him, but if Hans was worried that this was true... :)

Lots of flexibility with this prompt! Would love to see what writers or artists do with it

Second

Hans is going to get married and the groom isn't anywhere to be found because he's too busy getting railed

Seconding this!

What if our boys stuck together in Trosky instead of separating at the pillory?~

Oooo seconding this!!!

Yesss

Anything along these lines.

guys. guys. what if both of the boys go drinking

with the cumans

bc I don't think that would stay family-friendly lol

I'm a simple girl with simple desires...

Fluff or hurt/comfort, the boys taking care of each other

Maybe even the arrow wounds!

Post KCD2, Hansry go on a “hunting trip” and Hans wants them to re-enact the time Henry rescued him from the Cumans - but sexier. Hans gives Henry permission to tie him to a tree and have his way with his lord.

love this idea omg

YASSSS love this!!!

What it says on the tin

You may be interested in this: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64679956

One (or both) of them accidentally drinks a love potion or aphrodisiac and the other has to help them

We all know he's a brat but I have yet to see any fic that includes spanking. So let Hans noble arse have it!

I second this and spank him on his Talmberg ass scar!!

I Just don't want it to be a one-time thing. I want several scenes where they meet up.

I neeed this!

Yesss! Either canon complaint setting or not. This would be so good

After being rescued by Henry so many times and that desperate night in Suchdol, Hans is addicted to Henry manhandling him and telling him what to do. It helps him forget about his duty, his insecurities about failing expectations, until there are only him and Henry left in their own world. He was born for others to serve him, but he would serve Henry and Henry alone.
Bonus for:
+ Rough sex
+ Begging
+ Praise kink
+ Hans being completely naked while Henry is clothed/armored
+ Hans kneeling to suck Henry off

Need both Hans and Henry to be so turned on and far gone, everything is sloppy, and their minds so hazy they're basically drunk on arousal.

Sex is not an uncommon tool in spycraft, and it's not one John considers him above using. But after having spent a long time treating sex as a performance, as something impersonal, it's now become a habit he doesn't know how to shake. Which is extremely frustrating when he finds himself in Samuel's bed, desperately wanting to be honest and vulnerable with someone he actually cares about.

Sam - being a practical sort of guy - has some ideas.

Cue John getting held down and edged until he forgets his own name.

Okay. Hear me out. I know these two barely interact. But the Devil at one point goes on about how dangerous a woman as intelligent as Rosa is and how you'd have to watch yourself around her. Implying, essentially, that he would never fuck with someone like her.

Well. I sure would like him to fuck with someone like her (sexually, not humorously)!!!

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Introducing... the KCD Kinkmeme!

Semine Wedding Hansry

omegaverse hansry?

hansry + misunderstanding

Isterik & First

Re: Isterik & First

Post-Canon Hansry

Re: Post-Canon Hansry

Early Game Hansry

Re: Early Game Hansry

Re: Early Game Hansry

Hansry pisskink

Hansry + Drinking

hansry + taking care of each other

Re: hansry + taking care of each other

Hansry bondage roleplay

Re: Hansry bondage roleplay

Re: Hansry bondage roleplay

Isterik double teaming Henry in Vranik

Re: Isterik double teaming Henry in Vranik

SamJohn + love potion/aphrodisiac

Hansry spanking

Re: Hansry spanking

Black Bartosch romance

Re: Black Bartosch romance

Re: Black Bartosch romance

Hansry, reverse power dynamic, sub!Hans

More Wet & Messy

Samuel/John of Liechtenstein.

Dry Devil/Rosa Ruthard